me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*
Batman vs Superman was better than Age of Ultron #realtalk
I love how everyone complains about Jason Momoa and Ray Fisher making fun of critics but where were you when Anthony Mackie made fun of of the interviewer who said he loved MoS? Or when Samuel L. Jackson dissed BvS before the movie even came out? And I’m pretty sure RDJ talked shit about The Dark Knight, and that DC should “fuck off”
Come and complain after you call out these men for their shit. DC actors are at least polite when they talk about Marvel…
Not to be dramatic but when Diana finally appeared on screen as Wonder Woman and her theme played in the background my soul was cleansed and I was reborn
I honestly can’t tell you?
Their reasons are so ridiculous and unwarranted. I kept looking for reasoning behind what they said, and to be honest, there wasn’t any. Just these “impressions” that they got off the film that didn’t make them feel good. Here are some of the most prevalent ones I’ve seen:
-”It’s not like Marvel.” (Good)
-”There aren’t a lot of jokes.” (Sorry I guess they skipped the slut-shaming or shwarma jokes in the middle of assassination attempts)
-”It moves too fast” BUT “it’s too long” (so was age of ultron but that didn’t get critical condemnation)
-”Too many Oscar winners are in the movie.” (This one really confuses me. God forbid we have good actors and actresses?)
-”Too many special effects” (because it’s unfathomable that there would there be a lot of special effects in a sci-fi/action movie??? And the special effects weren’t bad, either)
-”Nothing tops Christian Bale’s Batman” (I honestly feel bad for anyone who has been deluded enough to think that Bale’s Batman defines the character).
-”It’s very pretentious” (how??)
-one reviewer literally just called it “stupid, stupid, stupid” (if I wanted a preschooler to review the movie, I’d ask one for their opinion)
I hope Affleck, Cavill and Gadot and others know that there ARE people out there that loved this movie and will defend it to their death. I hope they know that we walked out of theater pumped that we got to see fucking Superman and Batman fight. We got to see Wonder Woman absolutely kill it. We got to see Aquaman, Flash, Cyborg. AND WE LOVED IT AND WE WANT MORE.
I hope they know that we love them and can’t wait to see them expand the DCCU to the heights it deserves to be at.
dibujos culiaos la rajaaaaa
WHAT
I like this
fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo
My poor mother
begged for a sheep
but raised a wolf.
Michelle K., Four Rhythms. (via michellekpoems)